I’m Taking My Ball And Going Home
And home, by the way, is three blocks over. We have a pool. And a barbeque. We have a barbeque on the pool. And a pool table. Also on the pool. And like eight TVs. Eight-eighteen TVs.
I’m going now. And don’t you dare come to my house at 825 South Spruce. The front door won’t be unlocked and we won’t have soda. Especially not four different kinds. My house is so awesome.
You were on the phone this entire time? I hate you, and you’re not my friend! Ass!