It Would Be Irresponsible Not To Note This
Voting records show that my grandmother has actually cast more votes in the U.S. Senate this year than John McCain.
Given that John McCain is, by transitive property, my grandparent, he owes me two and a half decades of Christmas and birthday presents. I will also take a lump-sum Paypal payment at my e-mail address. They accept American Express, pops. Love you!