Buy This Thing I’m Selling!
Ann Coulter has a new book coming out, and this is the description, courtesy of Random House:
This book is so hot we can’t tell you what it’s about. Ann Coulter never disappoints.
Longer publisher: Ann Coulter has another book left on this misbegotten contract, and handed us a mess so pointless and out of touch that the only way we can market it is by constantly referring to the fact that Ann Coulter wrote an Ann Coulter book by Ann Coulter.
Also key: we’re releasing this book after Christmas, when it’ll be competing with such barnburners as “Children’s Puzzles Inspired by Eragon” and James Patterson’s newest (as of yet unfinished) novel, “Detective Mystery starring Woman and/or Minority”.