Joe The Speeder
Joey was pulled over for speeding.
Joey did 50 in a 35.
Joey got a warning because it would look bad for the Toledo Police Department if he got a ticket.
If Barack Obama wants to repeatedly talk about me in his victory speech tonight, I’ve always wanted to really open up my Elantra. Let’s rock – I’m willing to be a pretend lawyer looking to buy a firm I don’t work for. That, or a rocket ship pilot.
UPDATE: Toledo’s handing out riot gear. Well, obviously. You tell Joe the fucking Outlaw Plumber that the law doesn’t apply to him, he’s gonna treat Toledo like his own personal game of Grand Theft Auto.