This is why abortion is still controversial
Because there are just a lot of men out there who really need to believe they made the baby by having an orgasm, and that no one should credit the person who gained weight, contributed a quarter of her daily nutrients for 9 months, threw up a lot, saw her feet change size, and then pushed an 8 pound human out of her genitals while suffering massive pain. Because if you admit that bitches can pull that stunt off, you might have to admit that they’re good at other things, too.
I really just hope this cake was made before the woman who actually had the baby went through labor. But I’m not holding my breath.
Why there are so many female sycophants for this is a topic of another post.