Mao dse Blasio is America’s new Sandanista communist mayor president dictator guy
As you are no doubt aware, New York City is the absolute ground-zero straw-that-stirs-the-drink center of the universe from which all things good and bad and important and insignificant flow and its gravitational pull is inescapable and ruthless so you might as well quit resisting and just put on a Yankees cap already and submit. DO IT! So when New York elects a new mayor it has a butterfly wing effect that ruffles everything from the hair of a conservative farmer in a Iowa ethanol field to the delicate sensibilities of common sense rightwingers even though they are all hiding inside with the windows boarded over and the doors locked and won’t come out until the knockout game reign of terror has ended.
Or when Zombie Jesus Ronald Reagan returns.
One of those.
Unless you have already received a late night knock on the door last night from a jack-booted thug bearing instructions to report to a reeducation camp before the weekend, you probably aren’t aware that New York City just elected a communist socialist strongman thug who will destroy everything that is good and pure and Jesus-y in America. Yup. His name is Bill de Blasio, which doesn’t sound like a real American name like Reince Priebus, and these are things that the people of New York knew about him before they elected him.
He’s married to A Blah who was not always a fan of the The D:
Bill de Blasio’s wife opened up about falling in love with a man after years of identifying as a lesbian and their life as a “very conventional, unconventional couple” in a candid interview released Thursday.
Chirlane McCray, 58, said her relationship with de Blasio was made possible “by putting aside the assumptions I had about the form and package my love would come in.”
The interview, with Essence magazine, comes 34 years after McCray penned a groundbreaking 1979 essay for Essence entitled, “I Am a Lesbian,” about coming out as a gay black woman.
The fact that ACORN still rules our world is the biggest set-back for James O’Keefe since his rape boat fantasy went unrequited. Okay, maybe his second biggest fail, but who cares anymore because pretty soon we’ll all be out of work just like the horses of New York City and then we’re probably either gonna starve to death in a field somewhere or be put out to stud (sit down Douthat, you had your chance. No stud for you…) .
So, COMRADES, I suggest that you get in the good graces of our new New York Socialist Overlord by making a visit to NYC to pay your respects and promise eternal fealty to the New New York World Order which is about to swamp America like a Red Tsunami. You can also see Mama Mia while you’re in town because, like communism, “you already know you’re going to love it“.
If you know what’s good for you…