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AN AMERICAN ABROAD
Picking a president: Jaundice, cruelty & wit in the heartlands

By D.A. Blyler | RAW STORY COLUMNIST

Voters have it tough. Few have the time to sift through all the issues, conflicting statements, vitriol and rhetoric to make a balanced assessment of the candidates. No longer can they look to the press with less than a jaundiced eye. Although veteran White House reporter Helen Thomas remains blessedly defiant, her younger colleagues have long discarded their responsibilities to the voters in vigorously questioning public servants, having handed down that thorny duty to Comedy Central’s Jon Stewart and HBO’s Bill Maher. Perhaps it’s best that the most trenchant analysis of presidential politics is served up now by comedians, considering how silly the public arena has become. It would be downright funny if it weren’t (as 9/11 showed us) so downright serious.

So, how is one to make a choice? If polls are correct, more and more eligible voters are grappling with this question than ever before. In the choreographed and mind-numbing game of contemporary American politics, it is (more often than not) the off-the-cuff remark that gives the game away, the loose-lipped sally that reveals the essence of the man. Hang the policies, platforms and promises. All of that takes its inertia from just what type of man we have in the oval office. And the differences between the candidates in the 2004 election are striking.

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Whenever anyone asks me why I will never choose to vote for George W. Bush, I remind them of the 1999 Talk magazine article written by CNN Crossfire co-host Tucker Carlson. Riding in a car with the then Texas Governor, Carlson recounts a conversation dealing with the death penalty wherein Bush purses his lips and mocks the alleged plea of recently executed Karla Fay Tucker, whimpering “‘Please, don’t kill me,” to the shocked conservative pundit.

Ridiculing the pleas of a condemned prisoner is unarguably cruel, but what makes the episode especially revealing is that Bush, a professed born-again Christian, was ridiculing a woman who had gone through her own Christian conversion on death row.

Seen in this light, Bush’s later claim that Jesus Christ was his favorite philosopher during the 2000 presidential debates comes off as some sort of sick joke. And it stands to reason that Bush’s inability to pronounce correctly Abu Ghraib during his address to the nation three months ago wasn’t just another example of the president’s never ending bout with language but an indication that he couldn’t care less about the gross and vicious assaults at the notorious Iraqi prison.

On the other hand, when I begin to assess the candidacy of the Massachusetts senator, he scores points straight away for his ability to woo and marry such a saucy and spirited wife as Tereza Heinz, whose off-the-cuff remarks are legendary and delivered with uncommon relish. The recent criticism of the South African born heiress can be traced to the fact in the year 2004, despite all of our “progress,” both men and women continue to fear and envy such an outspoken and intelligent woman, especially when she is foreign born. It takes a strong and smart gentleman to win such a lady.

And Kerry’s clever off the cuff comment, “What, did the training wheels fall off?” (on hearing of Bush’s bike tumble), reveals just such a guy. For such razor sharp wit, delivered at a moment’s notice, indicates an active, engaged and fertile imagination. A mind capable of immediately reacting to the kaleidoscope of daily news and security briefings that make up a president’s life and not one that will seize in fear and trepidation for seven long minutes in an elementary school classroom while the country is under attack.

D.A. Blyler is the author of the novel Steffi’s Club. His essays have appeared at Salon.com, The Korean Herald, Bangkok’s The Nation, and other international and online publications. A lecturer at Rajabhat University Rajanagarindra, he makes his home in Thailand. His latest novel can be purchased at Amazon.com.


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