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Of morality and nipples

By Christopher Burke
RAW STORY COLUMNIST

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Luckily for the world there is already a Saint Christopher, because I doubt God’s short list for the position would include this particular Christopher. Although not entirely due to the way God frowned upon my beloved Red Sox last fall, it didn’t help His cause any. My proclivity toward sin is also not the reason I feel uneasy whenever I see critics whose main occupation is to decry our nations perceived slouch toward Gomorrah. They make me cringe because the brand of morality they seek to impose is more obnoxious to our country’s health than televising a 24-hour nipple network.

We have a tough time avoiding their talking heads on the news networks opining the lack of God in our schools, the filth of Howard Stern or the seventh sign of the apocalypse that is Janet Jackson’s right nipple. Although they have viewpoints not wholly without merit, their shallow vision of traditional values never seems to extend beyond the superficial appearances of morality. Listening to William Bennett decry the dangers of rap music to our nation is like hearing him complain that he doesn’t like the music I’m playing in my car, as I drive us off a cliff. My taste in music might in fact be awful, but it’s the least of our problems.

If I had my druthers, none of the 10-year-olds watching the Super Bowl with their families would have seen Janet Jackson’s nipple - and they wouldn’t have if she had accepted my invitation to perform in my living room that night instead of in Houston, but hindsight is 20-20. On the other end of the spectrum, those trying to strike the words “under God” from the Pledge of Allegiance need a hobby to keep them busy, like keeping their ideas to themselves. However, the issue that should occupy the attention of anyone concerned with the state of our country’s core values never seems to make it onto the radar of those who are most vocal about their own righteousness.

There is a chilling willingness of individuals who work at the top of corporate America to chase personal wealth and corporate profits by disregarding human decency in America and utilizing a degrading exploitation overseas. These corporate leaders are men and women who carry on otherwise upstanding lives, attending fund-raisers and charity events. The ability of our corporate leaders to disassociate business decisions from any sense of societal conscience is more disturbing than seeing the nipples of the entire Jackson family. Well, except Michael that is, and come to think of it, LaToya too. OK, bad example.

Wal-Mart is the largest private employer in the United States. Its average full-time employee must pay for housing, food, health care and all of life’s daily expenses on about $40 per day. That is roughly half of what major league baseball players receive per day on the road just to eat. These highly valued employees must wait two years before they are eligible to purchase health care, and Wal-Mart’s premiums are so costly that only 38 percent of their employees purchase the coverage. Proving they strive for preeminence in all areas, Wal-Mart has had more disability discrimination suits filed against it than any other corporation. A top attorney at the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission told Business Week magazine: “ I have never seen this kind of blatant disregard for the law.” Perhaps he just doesn’t listen to Howard Stern.

Of course Wal-Mart can’t afford to treat its overseas contract workers quite as well as its U.S. employees. A National Labor Committee member reports that, “In country after country, factories that produce for Wal-Mart are the worst.” Their giant superstores are veritable world’s fairs of human degradation. In celebration of this debasement of the human condition Wal-Mart’s chief executive officer received more than $21 million in 2002. His average employee would make that sum after only 1,400 years of full-time work, but with compound interest it probably only would take 800 years.

It is not only Wal-Mart whose business practices draw muted condemnation from our nation’s moral warriors. Some Disney workers in China have made as little as 9 cents per hour at the same time that CEO Michael Eisner was paid more than $50 million. I would do the math on how long that Chinese worker will toil to equal Eisner’s salary, but let’s face it, I’m not a writer because I have really strong math skills. A delegation from the National Labor Committee in June 1999 reported that a Honduran factory of Gap workers made $4 a day, which met one third of the employees’ basic needs. The Gap’s CEO that same year made more than $39 million. I haven’t been able to confirm what percentage of his needs that met. These examples don’t even touch on the fraud, accounting shenanigans and tax avoidance that all border on the criminal.

Addressing exploitation Wal-Mart’s CEO said, “It is an issue of human greed among a few people.” The human greed among these few people causes real damage not only to the lives of millions of us, but also to our country’s sense of community and ethical bearings. It should be a moral issue for those who currently spend their time keeping naughty words off my radio stations.

Christopher Burke is a freelance writer and a regular contributor to Raw Story. All his articles published on Raw Story can be found at the Burke archive page.

 

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