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GROUND XERO: LIVE FROM L.A.
How the first world spins South Africa

By Xanadu Xero | RAW STORY COLUMNIST

My boyfriend Aap is not African-American. He’s African.

The first time he met D-Train, there was the typical scene. D’s a Big Macher black Rap entrepreneur with his own label, now branching out to Tribal Trance. Aap’s a musician. D was eager to meet the un-homogenized Dark Continental who had sent the throbbing demos.

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D’s Versailles-ish home/studio is in that comely repository of shape-shifting Bacchanalia, the Hollywood Hills. He was outside when Aap pulled into the cobblestone motor court,

There was an awful blind date moment. D’s countenance prolapsed.

See, Aap, through no fault of his own, is white. Long blond hair white. Green eyed, skinny, pasta-colored white. White-issimo!

“Once people learn I’m Afrikaans,” Aap says, “There’s an inflection in their voice, a challenge. Inevitably, unless they’re Right-o-philes (okay, so he really said ‘Right Wing’), they try to pick a fight. Then I have to teach them about the massive U.S. mind fuck. Your media is completely corrupt. You Americans are so fucking brainwashed.”

The second time Aap went to D-Train’s, it was for Poker Night. He walked into the game room late, as planned, the party already engorged.

The action slowed as the guys, one by one, turned to stare at Aap, flummoxed, then at D, who burst out laughing.

“What’s the matter, Bros?” A pause. “This man’s the real nigger. He’s more of a nigger than you are! He’s lived with the Zulus. He’s African!”

Sawubona,” said Aap, amused (Zulu for wassap).

PANDEMIC AMERICAN PROPAGANDA
(Tidy & Heartwarming)

White South Africans are a mob of Racist Pigs. They exploited the Blacks, forced them into virtual slavery, robbed them of their land and instituted ‘Apartheid.’

The great hero Nelson Mandela was released from prison, finally, when international pressure roared too loudly for the Afrikaans ruling party to ignore. Mandela had been jailed unjustly for twenty-seven years for simply opposing white rule.

Once free, Mandela organized his oppressed people. He fought for and won the right for a black vote. He then ran for president and was elected by a landslide.

That was a blessed day. Mandela began leading his people to peace and freedom, within his fine, broader goal of a just land for all.

THE UGLY TRUTH
(Messy & Bleak)

First, bag the P.C. Now ziplock the bag.

There are no ‘Black’ or ‘White’ people in South Africa. Allow me to dissect that compendium:

BLACK PEOPLE: Nine main tribes (plus off-shoots) co-exist in South Africa, sort of, each with a different ‘official’ language. They have nine different cultures. Customs. Mindsets.

They hate the each other. Think Bloods and Crips with a million year history. These tribes wage mix’n’match wars, constantly. The ‘Westernized’ urban tribesmen take pains to stay apart. When they do mix, they mix it up.

“Racism” is when armchair liberals lump nine distinct tribes into one classification (can’t tell ‘em apart?). “Racism” is most fierce within “black” South Africa — always has been and always will be.

The Zulus are South Africa’s largest group; almost 24 percent of the country's 45 million people. They despise the ANC, and Nelson Mandela. He is, to them, a heynja — a dog.

He is of the Xhosa nation, the foremost Zulu rival. And worse, he’s not even pure Xhosa; they call him ‘yellow,’ not black. His skin and features bespeak mixed blood — at very least, Asian.

Mandela-as-candidate faced violent Zulu opposition in the 1994 presidential election. De Klerk, an Afrikaaner, was detested of course (by most Afrikaaners too, more later), but at least the tribe trusted that the Enemy They Knew would stay predictable.

De Klerk had always kept his hands off KwaZulu, the tribe’s sovereign monarchy within South Africa’s borders. Who knew what a Xhosa might do?

Zulus consider the Xhosas inferior in intelligence and moral fibre. The Zulu nation would never have bowed to them. (Mandela was smart enough to leave them be.) Tensions between the ANC and the Zulu’s IFP (Inkatha Freedom Party) still simmer as we speak.

WHITE PEOPLE: What the fuck, really, are ‘white people?’ The KKK doesn’t consider me white, what with my matzo ball blood. Afrikaans and English are the other official South African languages, and they represent the two largest Light-Reflecting Flesh Groups, mostly descendents of Dutch and British colonists.

‘Whites’ also include large numbers of French and German descendants, plus reps from almost any country you can think of.

The Afrikaaners can’t stand the English — joining many other white groups, the black tribes, and, frankly, anyone who has ever been cornered by a drunk Eton grad ranting on about his great-great grandfather.

The English South Africans don’t ‘dislike’ the country’s barbarian riffraff (i.e. anyone not English) because, as they feel exalted by birthright, the peasants are beneath contempt.

COLORED PEOPLE: Whoa — what’s this? Colored? A third category? Why, this is not easily digestible. We never hear about this. Is this, like, Cinderella locked in the cinder closet? Doesn’t ‘black’ and ‘white’ cover it? Isn’t the term ‘colored’ kind of, you know, not cool?

‘Colored’ people are Asians, Indians, Hispanics and the results of an infinite combination of adventurous trysts. Are the coloreds accepted? Just like ‘blacks’ and ‘whites,’ it all depends on where and why, and by who.

ANGLO-AMERICA’S SUCCESSFUL, LONG-DEPLOYED PLAN FOR SOUTH AFRICA: In short — wreak chaos, plunder and destroy. Stay with me.

“Hide In Plain Sight” has long been Anglo-America’s illegal gain game plan. And if caught hand-in-till — like the guy screwing the maid when his wife walks in — the Prime Directive is… deny it.

Or better yet, evade if you can, like Bush did last week when addressing the UN in London on the status of our boutique war. The Financial Times reported that the Commander-In-Chief’s speech “systematically refused to engage with what has actually happened in Iraq.”

The ‘Prime Directive’ works brilliantly well! Bush outraged the United Nations, received a lambasting from the international press, and then… nothing happened.

The domestic media sloughed off the pesky fracas (save beacons like Raw Story) and the lauded American People remained unruffled — Big Gulping, flab-splayed, in their Chinese-made Barcaloungers.

Did you know that the U.S. is currently spearheading, involved in, or behind dozens of wars around the globe? The mainstream media keeps us unaware of this because a.) its not really news, or b.) the media bends over to government suppression. What do you think?

Did you know that Nelson Mandela was not jailed for vaguely ‘trying to further black rights’ but for terrorism and murder? Mandela was trained by the Soviet Union. Countless ANC guerillas were too. And by Cuba. And Tanzania.

And… the U.S.

The ANC routinely walks into white businesses, shoots the owner, and takes over. The leaders urge the disenfranchised to build villages on legally purchased white owned farms, and, when faced with protests, do nothing.

Black native Africans are in, fact, worse off than before their ‘liberation.’ Education is a disaster, AIDS is rampant.

While KwaZulu has not been invaded, it has been neglected. The Zulu king, whose subjects make up one quarter of South Africa’s population, recently issued an angry statement. After ten years of ‘democracy,’ a decade after the end of white minority rule, the ANC’s promises to officially recognize his leadership and kingdom have not been honored.

The ANC is really a P.C. shell group formed to further the agenda of an Anglo-American/Russian good cop/bad cop alliance. Why? Diamonds. Gold. Minerals.

Money.

South Africa is in chaos… and a country in chaos is so much simpler to rape than a well-ordered land.

TO BE CONTINUED NEXT WEEK

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