D’s Versailles-ish home/studio is in that comely
repository of shape-shifting Bacchanalia, the Hollywood
Hills. He was outside when Aap pulled into the cobblestone
motor court,
There was an awful blind date moment. D’s countenance
prolapsed.
See, Aap, through no fault of his own, is white.
Long blond hair white. Green eyed, skinny, pasta-colored
white. White-issimo!
“Once people learn I’m Afrikaans,”
Aap says, “There’s an inflection in their
voice, a challenge. Inevitably, unless they’re
Right-o-philes (okay, so he really said ‘Right
Wing’), they try to pick a fight. Then I have
to teach them about the massive U.S. mind fuck. Your
media is completely corrupt. You Americans are so
fucking brainwashed.”
The second time Aap went to D-Train’s, it was
for Poker Night. He walked into the game room late,
as planned, the party already engorged.
The action slowed as the guys, one by one, turned
to stare at Aap, flummoxed, then at D, who burst out
laughing.
“What’s the matter, Bros?” A pause.
“This man’s the real nigger. He’s
more of a nigger than you are! He’s lived with
the Zulus. He’s African!”
“Sawubona,” said Aap, amused
(Zulu for wassap).
PANDEMIC AMERICAN PROPAGANDA
(Tidy & Heartwarming)
White South Africans are a mob of Racist Pigs. They
exploited the Blacks, forced them into virtual slavery,
robbed them of their land and instituted ‘Apartheid.’
The great hero Nelson Mandela was released from prison,
finally, when international pressure roared too loudly
for the Afrikaans ruling party to ignore. Mandela
had been jailed unjustly for twenty-seven years for
simply opposing white rule.
Once free, Mandela organized his oppressed people.
He fought for and won the right for a black vote.
He then ran for president and was elected by a landslide.
That was a blessed day. Mandela began leading his
people to peace and freedom, within his fine, broader
goal of a just land for all.
THE UGLY TRUTH
(Messy & Bleak)
First, bag the P.C. Now ziplock the bag.
There are no ‘Black’ or ‘White’
people in South Africa. Allow me to dissect that compendium:
BLACK PEOPLE: Nine main tribes (plus off-shoots)
co-exist in South Africa, sort of, each with a different
‘official’ language. They have nine different
cultures. Customs. Mindsets.
They hate the each other. Think Bloods and Crips with
a million year history. These tribes wage mix’n’match
wars, constantly. The ‘Westernized’ urban
tribesmen take pains to stay apart. When they do mix,
they mix it up.
“Racism” is when armchair liberals lump
nine distinct tribes into one classification (can’t
tell ‘em apart?). “Racism” is most
fierce within “black” South Africa —
always has been and always will be.
The Zulus are South Africa’s largest group;
almost 24 percent of the country's 45 million people.
They despise the ANC, and Nelson Mandela. He is, to
them, a heynja — a dog.
He is of the Xhosa nation, the foremost Zulu rival.
And worse, he’s not even pure Xhosa; they call
him ‘yellow,’ not black. His skin and
features bespeak mixed blood — at very least,
Asian.
Mandela-as-candidate faced violent Zulu opposition
in the 1994 presidential election. De Klerk, an Afrikaaner,
was detested of course (by most Afrikaaners too, more
later), but at least the tribe trusted that the Enemy
They Knew would stay predictable.
De Klerk had always kept his hands off KwaZulu, the
tribe’s sovereign monarchy within South Africa’s
borders. Who knew what a Xhosa might do?
Zulus consider the Xhosas inferior in intelligence
and moral fibre. The Zulu nation would never have
bowed to them. (Mandela was smart enough to leave
them be.) Tensions between the ANC and the Zulu’s
IFP (Inkatha Freedom Party) still simmer as we speak.
WHITE PEOPLE: What the fuck, really, are ‘white
people?’ The KKK doesn’t consider me white,
what with my matzo ball blood. Afrikaans and English
are the other official South African languages, and
they represent the two largest Light-Reflecting Flesh
Groups, mostly descendents of Dutch and British colonists.
‘Whites’ also include large numbers of
French and German descendants, plus reps from almost
any country you can think of.
The Afrikaaners can’t stand the English —
joining many other white groups, the black tribes,
and, frankly, anyone who has ever been cornered by
a drunk Eton grad ranting on about his great-great
grandfather.
The English South Africans don’t ‘dislike’
the country’s barbarian riffraff (i.e. anyone
not English) because, as they feel exalted by birthright,
the peasants are beneath contempt.
COLORED PEOPLE: Whoa — what’s this? Colored?
A third category? Why, this is not easily digestible.
We never hear about this. Is this, like, Cinderella
locked in the cinder closet? Doesn’t ‘black’
and ‘white’ cover it? Isn’t the
term ‘colored’ kind of, you know, not
cool?
‘Colored’ people are Asians, Indians,
Hispanics and the results of an infinite combination
of adventurous trysts. Are the coloreds accepted?
Just like ‘blacks’ and ‘whites,’
it all depends on where and why, and by who.
ANGLO-AMERICA’S SUCCESSFUL, LONG-DEPLOYED PLAN
FOR SOUTH AFRICA: In short — wreak chaos, plunder
and destroy. Stay with me.
“Hide In Plain Sight” has long been Anglo-America’s
illegal gain game plan. And if caught hand-in-till
— like the guy screwing the maid when his wife
walks in — the Prime Directive is… deny
it.
Or better yet, evade if you can, like Bush did last
week when addressing the UN in London on the status
of our boutique war. The Financial Times reported
that the Commander-In-Chief’s speech “systematically
refused to engage with what has actually happened
in Iraq.”
The ‘Prime Directive’ works brilliantly
well! Bush outraged the United Nations, received a
lambasting from the international press, and then…
nothing happened.
The domestic media sloughed off the pesky fracas
(save beacons like Raw Story) and the lauded American
People remained unruffled — Big Gulping, flab-splayed,
in their Chinese-made Barcaloungers.
Did you know that the U.S. is currently spearheading,
involved in, or behind dozens of wars around the globe?
The mainstream media keeps us unaware of this because
a.) its not really news, or b.) the media bends over
to government suppression. What do you think?
Did you know that Nelson Mandela was not jailed for
vaguely ‘trying to further black rights’
but for terrorism and murder? Mandela was trained
by the Soviet Union. Countless ANC guerillas were
too. And by Cuba. And Tanzania.
And… the U.S.
The ANC routinely walks into white businesses, shoots
the owner, and takes over. The leaders urge the disenfranchised
to build villages on legally purchased white owned
farms, and, when faced with protests, do nothing.
Black native Africans are in, fact, worse off than
before their ‘liberation.’ Education is
a disaster, AIDS is rampant.
While KwaZulu has not been invaded, it has been neglected.
The Zulu king, whose subjects make up one quarter
of South Africa’s population, recently issued
an angry statement. After ten years of ‘democracy,’
a decade after the end of white minority rule, the
ANC’s promises to officially recognize his leadership
and kingdom have not been honored.
The ANC is really a P.C. shell group formed to further
the agenda of an Anglo-American/Russian good cop/bad
cop alliance. Why? Diamonds. Gold. Minerals.
Money.
South Africa is in chaos… and a country in
chaos is so much simpler to rape than a well-ordered
land.
TO BE CONTINUED NEXT WEEK
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