Hosting Saturday Night Live last night, Miley Cyrus reached out to fans to apologize for all her “scandals” — and to try to put them into perspective.

She compared her tabloid-worthy moments — kissing a guy, the Annie Leibovitz photo, dancing on a pole, showing some side-boob and, of course, smoking “salvia” from a bong — to some of the other celebrities who’ve made headlines of late.

She sang: “I never stole a necklace or got a DUI, never cheated on my wife like that golfer guy. So, what, you can see a little boob from that side? I’m sorry that I’m not perfect.”

Watch the whole video from the March 5, 2001 episode of SNL below: