We feel certain that this story will end up having more sides than a bag of polyhedral dice, but what we do know for certain is that CNN’s Don Lemon claims that Marcus Bachmann and a pair of blond campaign staffers shoved him “into a golf cart” today in Iowa, causing him to hit his head.

Calling the incident an “embarrassing display”, Lemon says that the Bachmann campaign were late to their appearance today and only spoke for three minutes whereas other candidates had spoken for half an hour, then used unusual force to clear the way for Rep. Bachmann to leave the scene.

Below is Lemon’s report, as well as raw video of the incident, embedded via Mediaite.