On Wednesday’s show, Stephen Colbert warned the world of the potentially dire consequences of making birth control and other preventative reproductive care available free to American women. Birth control, he says, is a private matter between a woman’s priest and her husband, and making it too easy to come by could make mankind extinct like the dinosaurs, who were apparently done in by a bowl of free condoms.

This new law, he says, will turn American women into “wanton harlots” because women, he says, are constantly “on the edge of nymphomaniacal orgiastic abandon”. Clearly the only answer is to repeal Obamacare and let insurance companies go back to covering things that really matter, “like boner pills”.

Watch the clip, from Comedy Central, below: