As media coverage of Michele Bachmann drops off, the Republican presidential candidate has been forced to go to extreme lengths to get the country’s attention again.

“Hello, I’m Michele Bachmann. I’m not a witch, but I could be. Would that be the sort of thing you’d write a newspaper article about? Because I will get on a broom and ride around this great country of ours if it will remind voters that I exist.”

Watch the parody, written and directed by Andy Cobb, below: