He Is Born, He Is Risen, He Shall Walk Again

By Jesse Taylor
Thursday, June 12, 2008 20:37 EDT
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Kos has Obama’s birth certificate. Chuckie J and the Boyz are wondering if they can kern a motherfucker up in this piece.

The fact that they can’t isn’t stopping other intrepid souls from attempting to cast doubt on an official government document that not only shows he’s Qadaffi bin Laden Obama, but he’s Terrorist McNasty Obama the Second.

Suitably Flip is angry that this incomplete document doesn’t testify to the marital state of Obama’s parents under Allah.

The National Review, apparently deciding that all the questions which needed answering are now irrelevant, now ask another question: what if there was another document based on the exact same information as this one, but different, and Obama’s name was Barack Durham?

This is going to be the best election ever.

P.S.: Should anyone from the Obama campaign be reading this, I’d love to be on your media list. Pretty please?

UPDATE: Psst – Larry Johnson isn’t a liberal blogger. He’s an anti-Bush Republican with a fanatical devotion to Hillary Clinton.

Jesse Taylor
Jesse Taylor
Jesse Taylor is an attorney and blogger from the great state of Ohio. He founded Pandagon in July, 2002, and has also served on the campaign and in the administration of former Ohio Governor Ted Strickland. He focuses on politics, race, law and pop culture, as well as the odd personal digression when the mood strikes.
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