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Peanut Butter Jelly Time!

By Jesse Taylor
Friday, June 13, 2008 23:06 EDT
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Peggy Noonan writes. I apologize in advance.

2008 will prove in part to be a decisive political contest between the Dichotomy I Just Created. Between the thing I wanted to make a point about, and other thing which is the opposite of what I wanted to make a point about. (I’m not referring here to what you think I’m obviously referring to; some people break the dichotomy enough to prove that the dichotomy is valid.)

Mr. McCain is the thing I wanted to make a point about, of course; Mr. Obama is the other thing.

Roughly, broadly: It’s peanut butter jelly time. Peanut butter jelly time. Peanut butter jelly time.

Where he at? There he go. …Peanut butter jelly. Do the peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat.

Now, break it down and freeze.

Where he a-

I said now break it down and freeze.

Now tic tac toe (uh-huh). Tic tac toe (let’s go). Tic tac toe (you got it). Tic tac toe (let’s ride). Now, freestyle, freestyle, freestyle, freestyle, freestyle, your style.

Where he at? There he go.

Where he at? There he go.

Where he at? There he go.

Where he at? There he go.

This has been your guide to reading Peggy Noonan.

Jesse Taylor
Jesse Taylor
Jesse Taylor is an attorney and blogger from the great state of Ohio. He founded Pandagon in July, 2002, and has also served on the campaign and in the administration of former Ohio Governor Ted Strickland. He focuses on politics, race, law and pop culture, as well as the odd personal digression when the mood strikes.
 
 
 
 
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