I’m Taking My Ball And Going Home

By Jesse Taylor
Monday, June 23, 2008 18:49 EDT
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And home, by the way, is three blocks over. We have a pool. And a barbeque. We have a barbeque on the pool. And a pool table. Also on the pool. And like eight TVs. Eight-eighteen TVs.

I’m going now. And don’t you dare come to my house at 825 South Spruce. The front door won’t be unlocked and we won’t have soda. Especially not four different kinds. My house is so awesome.

You were on the phone this entire time? I hate you, and you’re not my friend! Ass!

Jesse Taylor
Jesse Taylor
Jesse Taylor is an attorney and blogger from the great state of Ohio. He founded Pandagon in July, 2002, and has also served on the campaign and in the administration of former Ohio Governor Ted Strickland. He focuses on politics, race, law and pop culture, as well as the odd personal digression when the mood strikes.
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