Touch Me In A Fistular Way

By Jesse Taylor
Wednesday, July 2, 2008 14:52 EDT
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CNN: Obama doesn’t give a kid a fist bump. He’s also heard to mutter part of a sentence. This is news.

Obama must answer for his lack of commitment to bringing every single American to his fist. I also want John Edwards to answer for that time he was campaigning in Ohio and didn’t shake my hand, too. Hop on it, bored summer media!

Jesse Taylor
Jesse Taylor
Jesse Taylor is an attorney and blogger from the great state of Ohio. He founded Pandagon in July, 2002, and has also served on the campaign and in the administration of former Ohio Governor Ted Strickland. He focuses on politics, race, law and pop culture, as well as the odd personal digression when the mood strikes.
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