Unfortunately, there’s no scale on the offense level of the patterns on your underwear

By Amanda Marcotte
Friday, July 11, 2008 0:59 EDT
google plus icon
  • Print Friendly and PDF
  • Email this page

This is apparently the Flint, Michigan police force’s guide on how to tell someone is wearing too-baggy pants.

Seriously, they give out tickets for this, or else the illustration is lying to me.

Amanda Marcotte
Amanda Marcotte
Amanda Marcotte is a freelance journalist born and bred in Texas, but now living in the writer reserve of Brooklyn. She focuses on feminism, national politics, and pop culture, with the order shifting depending on her mood and the state of the nation.
By commenting, you agree to our terms of service
and to abide by our commenting policy.