Obama: Gay Chick Lover

By Jesse Taylor
Friday, July 18, 2008 22:04 EDT
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imageIt needs to be said: this Obama fellow is sort of cool.

Barack Obama is a dedicated feminist who “lives surrounded by women,” his half-sister, Maya Soetoro-Ng, told a mostly female crowd at a Women For Obama event in downtown Tampa on Thursday.

Soetoro-Ng told the crowd that Obama helped rear her and now is rearing two daughters. “Those girls are what make him a feminist,” she said.


She said he taught her to ride a bicycle, made her practice harder math problems and start an exercise program, took her on college visits and even gave her her first women’s health book – “Our Bodies, Ourselves,” a 1973 guide that came out of the women’s movement and focused on female sexuality, health and hygiene.

Personally, I think this makes him a great guy, and because the binary nature of the universe requires all sensible things to be immediately answered by gibbering loons, I give you Redstate. Suffice to say, Obama’s embrace of the fact that his sister is actually a woman is an unacceptable affront to all that is masculine, because the one thing dudes shouldn’t be capable of is identifying women. Knowing about vaginas is totally gay.

One thing I always wonder about when I read conservatives defining masculinity – if one of the central and defining points of being a man is simultaneously wanting to fuck women like hurricanes and not knowing anything about fucking women like hurricanes, how do I achieve my ultimate goal of hurricane-like woman fucking? I will ask this question, and many more, at Right Online tomorrow.

Jesse Taylor
Jesse Taylor
Jesse Taylor is an attorney and blogger from the great state of Ohio. He founded Pandagon in July, 2002, and has also served on the campaign and in the administration of former Ohio Governor Ted Strickland. He focuses on politics, race, law and pop culture, as well as the odd personal digression when the mood strikes.
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