John McCain Wants His Wife To Win A Fake Orgasm Contest

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Seriously.

In introducing his wife, McCain noted the ongoing beauty pageant at the event and said that he had “encouraged Cindy to compete. I told her, with a little luck, she could be the only person ever to serve as first lady and Miss Buffalo Chip.”

All I’m saying is that if Barack Obama had gone to an event with 20,000 people wasting gas to talk about energy and said that his wife should have simulated sucking a banana dick between another woman’s legs, this race would be fucking over.