I Got Them Sweaty T-Shirt Blues

By Jesse Taylor
Wednesday, August 6, 2008 20:08 EDT
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imageAllegedly, this is the proof Mickey Kaus has been waiting for.

Having also put a sweat ring on a light-blue t-shirt in the past month, I have a confession to make. I am the father of Rielle Hunter’s love child. The other one. That John Edwards also isn’t the father of.

Did I let the cat out of the bag too soon? Shit, it’s not my fault the woman can’t stay away from sweat-stained teal. It’s like fucking oysters.

UPDATE: The picture that’s actually Edwards, according to someone who can apparently decipher pixelated gibberish, is a file of him wearing “a similar t-shirt” a year ago. With similar sweat stains. The bigger story here, if this were true (which it’s not), is that a Garbage Pail Kid was almost Vice-President of the United States.

Jesse Taylor
Jesse Taylor
Jesse Taylor is an attorney and blogger from the great state of Ohio. He founded Pandagon in July, 2002, and has also served on the campaign and in the administration of former Ohio Governor Ted Strickland. He focuses on politics, race, law and pop culture, as well as the odd personal digression when the mood strikes.
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