NOW, China! NOW! Grab him NOW!

By auguste
Sunday, August 10, 2008 18:49 EDT
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Although I have no idea if it’s live – NBC is even more confusing on the West Coast than on the East – Henry Kissinger is currently sleeping in the stands of the USA-China basketball game.

While I assume that China is one of the few countries in which Kissinger is not a wanted war criminal (since, you know, he was able to enter it), they could probably gain some international goodwill if they went ahead and grabbed him anyway.

Update: Other Olympics thought: I hereby predict that Michael Phelps will not finish lower than first in any individual swim – heat, semifinal, or final.

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