Broken, Soulless People

By Jesse Taylor
Monday, August 11, 2008 1:57 EDT
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imageWhat the fuck is wrong with you motherfuckers?

That goes double for Larry Johnson.

As far as I can tell, once this is added in, the story of Obama’s birth and citizenship is as follows:

In August of 1961, Barack Obama was born. His mother, Stanley Ann Durham, found a Kenyan Muslim named Barack Obama who was already married to fill out the birth certificate because A.) the Indonesian Muslim, Lolo Soetoro, who actually fathered him wasn’t around and B.) she wanted her son to have a manlier name than “Lolo”. Despite the fact that the only nexus of connection between these three people was the University of Hawaii, Obama was actually born simultaneously in both Kenya and Indonesia except that he also has an American birth certificate with someone else’s name on it. Ignoring international law, fooling the State Department and, according to his biography, obtaining a fraudulent passport at the age of 3, Obama is a simultaneous citizen of Kenya, Indonesia and America whose real last name is Soetoro and was made a Muslim by his stepfather (or real father, despite the fact that his mother didn’t meet Soetoro until he was already born).

Then Earth exploded, but Obama/Soetoro flew around the planet and reversed time because Jesus motherfucking Christ this is the stupidest shit I’ve ever heard in my fucking life.

I cannot hope strongly enough that everyone supporting this eats rancid shit. I hate all of you.

BONUS STUPID: From fso301 at Free Republic:

Barry looks a lot more Kenyan than Indonesian. If true, this would mean his mother was rolling in the hay with Soetero 10 years earlier than previously thought or, she had young Husseins name changed to Soetoro and then got a whole round of updated official documents.

At some point Hussein Soetoro’s name had to have been changed to Hussein Osama.

If Barack Obama’s mom was with Soetoro 10 years earlier than previously thought, she would have been, at oldest, 14. And living in Fort Mercer, Washington.

Jesse Taylor
Jesse Taylor
Jesse Taylor is an attorney and blogger from the great state of Ohio. He founded Pandagon in July, 2002, and has also served on the campaign and in the administration of former Ohio Governor Ted Strickland. He focuses on politics, race, law and pop culture, as well as the odd personal digression when the mood strikes.
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