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The True Story Of Blackazoid

By Jesse Taylor
Tuesday, August 12, 2008 12:52 EDT
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PANDAGON EXCLUSIVE. MUST CREDIT PANDAGON.
NEW AND EVEN MORE ACCURATE VERSION RELEASED.

Republican operatives have put some information in my hot little hands that must get out.

New records show that Barack Obama was not born on August 4, 1961. He was born nearly a month earlier, in Kenya, on July 8, 1961. And that’s not all. We have a true scan of his birth certificate, showing that not only have his birth date and place been falsified in order to give him a sheen of American legitimacy, but that Obama is and to this day remains a deeply devout Muslim.

This scandal has the ability to blow the race APART. And I’m not just saying that because it allows me to type IN ALL CAPS.

You can download a copy of Obama’s real birth certificate by clicking here, or view it after the cut.

This is huge, people. Huge.

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Jesse Taylor
Jesse Taylor
Jesse Taylor is an attorney and blogger from the great state of Ohio. He founded Pandagon in July, 2002, and has also served on the campaign and in the administration of former Ohio Governor Ted Strickland. He focuses on politics, race, law and pop culture, as well as the odd personal digression when the mood strikes.
 
 
 
 
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