The Subtle Creep Of Liberal Fascism

By Jesse Taylor
Friday, August 29, 2008 0:35 EDT
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imageAmazingly, the mile high Nuremberg Rally that Jonah Goldberg has been prophesying has yet to materialize. It just looks like a bunch of people watching speeches. I’m pretty sure that Hitler didn’t preface his calls to Aryan action with five hours of Sheryl Crow and something called “Call to Invesco”.

You never know, though – there’s still time for Obama to declare Democratic jihad on Wal-Marts and those airbrushed eagles window overlays that go in the back of pickup trucks. That’s fascism you can believe in. Seriously (my friends), I’m kind of disappointed. I was promised the sort of transformational crusade that would make me pants-shittingly conservative once I woke up to its true intent, and instead all I’m getting is a filler soundtrack that sounds like the upbeat side of The Perfect Wedding Dance Tracks, Vol. 3. I wants my totalitarian temptation, Obama!

Jesse Taylor
Jesse Taylor
Jesse Taylor is an attorney and blogger from the great state of Ohio. He founded Pandagon in July, 2002, and has also served on the campaign and in the administration of former Ohio Governor Ted Strickland. He focuses on politics, race, law and pop culture, as well as the odd personal digression when the mood strikes.
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