Barack Obama’s Penis Legislates It All

By Jesse Taylor
Tuesday, September 9, 2008 23:34 EDT
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The new McCain ad:

Apparently, John McCain is now going after the sexual predator vote, which, hey, Mark Foley joke! But no, really, to have to admire the chutzpah which lets you think it’s a good idea to attack someone who wants to prevent sexual abuse? That’s what a maverick does…from his throne of child porn and old packages of Underoos. Which, at this point, I feel it is utterly responsible to say with 100% certainty John McCain owns and uses frequently.

One also has to wonder about the inherently perverted mindset the viewer’s supposed to have in watching this – my immediate assumption was that the legislation was about good touch/bad touch education. What sick fuck is fantasizing about five year olds being taught how to have sex? And why did John McCain hire them?

Jesse Taylor
Jesse Taylor
Jesse Taylor is an attorney and blogger from the great state of Ohio. He founded Pandagon in July, 2002, and has also served on the campaign and in the administration of former Ohio Governor Ted Strickland. He focuses on politics, race, law and pop culture, as well as the odd personal digression when the mood strikes.
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