Barack Obama’s Penis Legislates It All
The new McCain ad:
Apparently, John McCain is now going after the sexual predator vote, which, hey, Mark Foley joke! But no, really, to have to admire the chutzpah which lets you think it’s a good idea to attack someone who wants to prevent sexual abuse? That’s what a maverick does…from his throne of child porn and old packages of Underoos. Which, at this point, I feel it is utterly responsible to say with 100% certainty John McCain owns and uses frequently.
One also has to wonder about the inherently perverted mindset the viewer’s supposed to have in watching this – my immediate assumption was that the legislation was about good touch/bad touch education. What sick fuck is fantasizing about five year olds being taught how to have sex? And why did John McCain hire them?
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Pandagon is the go-to zone for eye-rolling at conservative nonsense, feminist rants, election-watching, and obsessing over low-rated but critically acclaimed television. Jesse Taylor and Amanda Marcotte may take politics very seriously, but egos not so much.
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