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This Is The Gamechanger

By Jesse Taylor
Sunday, November 2, 2008 11:58 EDT
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In-depth genealogical research into the mysterious past of Barack Hussein Obama has turned up a BOMBSHELL that will change the nature and scope of this campaign forever.

In 1979, Barack Hussein Obama graduated from the elite liberal Punahou High School and needed to go to college. Surely driven by the Communist leanings instilled into him by noted Marxist Frank Marshall Davis, Hussein Obama matriculated to Los Angeles’ Occidental College, a “liberal arts” (ha! I love the euphemistic way in which they refer to their Stalinesque indoctrination tactics) school where he first began cementing the radical ideology that drives him today.

However, he only stayed at Occidental College for two years before transferring all the way across the entire continent of the United States to New York’s Columbia University. Why would he trade in one liberal school for another all the way across the country? Our research staff has not shown a tie between terrorist William Ayers and Hussein Obama until shortly after he arrived in New York, so what was it?

Hussein Obama was running away from something. What would force The One to run from a sunny liberal paradise, much like the ones he grew up in, to run away to the cold, snowy hell of New York City?

BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA HAS A LOVE CHILD.

FACT: Barack Hussein Obama would have arrived in Los Angeles in the summer of 1979.

FACT: Barack Hussein Obama admits to drug use during his college years, but is never clear about when his drug use started.

FACT: A Hawaiian-raised, Indonesia-bred Kenyan boy with a white mother would have been in deep need of getting in touch with his black side.

FACT: Compton has many black people and drugs.

FACT: This is a picture of Barack Obama. He is between 6’2″ and 6’3″, skinny and has a great outside jumper. Note his facial structure:

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FACT: This is a picture of Detroit Pistons forward Tayshaun Prince, who is 6’9″, skinny and has a great outside jumper. Note the undeniable facial similarity between Prince and Obama:

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TAYSHAUN OBAMA X?????????

FACT: Tayshaun Prince was born in February of 1980. That places his conception date in the summer of 1979 – EXACTLY WHEN BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA WOULD HAVE BEEN ARRIVING IN LOS ANGELES AND LOOKING TO SCORE SOME BLOW.

This is incontrovertible evidence that wealth-spreader OBAMA left a love child behind in California. When will the Lamestream Media cover this ironclad logical chain? Will it be before it’s TOO LATE?

Jesse Taylor
Jesse Taylor
Jesse Taylor is an attorney and blogger from the great state of Ohio. He founded Pandagon in July, 2002, and has also served on the campaign and in the administration of former Ohio Governor Ted Strickland. He focuses on politics, race, law and pop culture, as well as the odd personal digression when the mood strikes.
 
 
 
 
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