Joe The Speeder

By Jesse Taylor
Tuesday, November 4, 2008 14:54 EDT
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imageJoey was pulled over for speeding.

Joey did 50 in a 35.

Joey got a warning because it would look bad for the Toledo Police Department if he got a ticket.

If Barack Obama wants to repeatedly talk about me in his victory speech tonight, I’ve always wanted to really open up my Elantra. Let’s rock – I’m willing to be a pretend lawyer looking to buy a firm I don’t work for. That, or a rocket ship pilot.

UPDATE: Toledo’s handing out riot gear. Well, obviously. You tell Joe the fucking Outlaw Plumber that the law doesn’t apply to him, he’s gonna treat Toledo like his own personal game of Grand Theft Auto.

Jesse Taylor
Jesse Taylor
Jesse Taylor is an attorney and blogger from the great state of Ohio. He founded Pandagon in July, 2002, and has also served on the campaign and in the administration of former Ohio Governor Ted Strickland. He focuses on politics, race, law and pop culture, as well as the odd personal digression when the mood strikes.
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