Pandagon knows how to fight terrorism

By Amanda Marcotte
Saturday, January 10, 2009 17:30 EDT
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Oh no, we’re falling behind! Please step up and help us stuff the ballot box in a contest that’s all about ballot box stuffing. Remember, you can vote once a day.

To make it worse, our worthy opposition has (gasp!) gone negative. (Cue faux outrage from supporters and sad and weary head-shaking from candidates.)

That damn Panda blog is beating us. Since when do a bunch of very large bitches get their asses kicked by some half-extinct, slow-moving vegetarians??

Pandas are tough and mean enough to go the distance. If elected, pandas would totally go find and kill that mofo Osama bin Laden. Witness the panda fury:

(I chose this angry panda video because others weren’t funny, because people actually got hurt. Who knew?)

Amanda Marcotte
Amanda Marcotte
Amanda Marcotte is a freelance journalist born and bred in Texas, but now living in the writer reserve of Brooklyn. She focuses on feminism, national politics, and pop culture, with the order shifting depending on her mood and the state of the nation.
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