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Your tax dollars at work: clown teaches abstinence-only ed in Ohio middle schools

By pams
Friday, January 16, 2009 18:10 EDT
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I sh*t you not. My jaw dropped when blogger Joe Sonka sent me this one. The AIDS Taskforce of Greater Cleveland alerted him to the work of one Derek Dye, who is employed by the Elizabeth New Life Center. The organization landed an $800K grant to promote abstinence-only education.

Dye goes around to schools dressed like a clown to juggle and tell middle schoolers with statements like “Having sex before you are married is just like juggling machetes!” OK, never mind that the kids probably think this guy is asinine and ridiculous, take a look at the deep knowledge about sex ed that Dye brings to the table. Again, I sh*t you not:

His qualifications? A “Bachelor of Fun Arts” from Barnum Bailey Clown College, and an abstinence educator certification that can be purchased for $50.

…What’s more, abstinence-only programs don’t work – independent study after study has shown that students who receive them don’t have lower pregnancy, HIV, or STI rates. And worse, students who receive abstinence-only programs are less likely to use contraception and condoms when they do have sex.

Then again, as one colleague told me today, nothing wants to make her have sex less than a clown… so maybe they’re on to something.

Watch the scintillating Dye at work and think of your tax dollars going up in smoke (I’m warning you — protect your keyboard):

 
 
 
 
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