Many of you may have noticed our move to comment registration a few months back; some of you might have thought this was an effort to keep people accountable, to hold down the number of useless trolls on the site, to form a closer-knit community. Well, I have an announcement to make.
I am now engaged to jtsfds262, whose comments can be found in this post (also as jtsfds188, jtsfds27, jtsfds70 and others).
If you’re a close reader, you may have noticed the oblique references to our burgeoning relationship in comments. All those offers of prescription drugs for cheap? A loving realization of my status as a law student and love of a cheap high. The repeated, insistent destruction of every comment thread on this site? All an effort to gain my attention.
Registration was put in place so that I could gain jtsfds’ contact information, at which point I e-mailed her to let her know that she could e-mail me to let me know what she thought of me. To tell you a bit more about my new lady love, she reads Pandagon faithfully. She has commented on my posts literally dozens of times. We met for the first time this past weekend, where she showed me a book a printed out posts that I’d written, with her favorite parts highlighted.
This is love. Be happy for me. I will find a video I made of myself talking about my views on monogamy soon enough. For now, just congratulate me.