George Will, What The Fuck Are You Doing?

By Jesse Taylor
Thursday, April 16, 2009 23:51 EDT
google plus icon
  • Print Friendly and PDF
  • Email this page

George Will writes an entire column about how the monied should stop wearing jeans and instead start dressing like movie stars from fifty to sixty years ago.

This is because George Will has turned into that asshole uncle who constantly sneers at any television show produced after The Honeymooners went off the air, because it’s all derivative trash. On the flip side, that uncle also masturbates into tube socks and stuffs them under the couch cushions, and then wears his Nikes with no socks so that his feet always make that terrible squishing sound when he walks.

I love my fucking jeans.

Jesse Taylor
Jesse Taylor
Jesse Taylor is an attorney and blogger from the great state of Ohio. He founded Pandagon in July, 2002, and has also served on the campaign and in the administration of former Ohio Governor Ted Strickland. He focuses on politics, race, law and pop culture, as well as the odd personal digression when the mood strikes.
By commenting, you agree to our terms of service
and to abide by our commenting policy.