Who Will Teach Our Young People The True Import Of The Banana?

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Texas will not certify a Creationist master’s program.

I’m not really sure where you go with a degree in making shitty YouTube videos and building fake, reactionary museums. It seems as if creationism is fairly well-stocked with dedicated generals without needing a program providing the actual credentials of idiocy.

Of course, there is a certified master’s program in men’s studies, with such classes as “Models of Masculinity” and “Male Victimization”. So really, I think they should keep pushing this creationist thing to the moon. You know, the one that doesn’t control the tide, because tides are just the angels rocking the Earth to sleep.