Who Will Teach Our Young People The True Import Of The Banana?

By Jesse Taylor
Tuesday, April 21, 2009 11:21 EDT
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imageTexas will not certify a Creationist master’s program.

I’m not really sure where you go with a degree in making shitty YouTube videos and building fake, reactionary museums. It seems as if creationism is fairly well-stocked with dedicated generals without needing a program providing the actual credentials of idiocy.

Of course, there is a certified master’s program in men’s studies, with such classes as “Models of Masculinity” and “Male Victimization”. So really, I think they should keep pushing this creationist thing to the moon. You know, the one that doesn’t control the tide, because tides are just the angels rocking the Earth to sleep.

Jesse Taylor
Jesse Taylor
Jesse Taylor is an attorney and blogger from the great state of Ohio. He founded Pandagon in July, 2002, and has also served on the campaign and in the administration of former Ohio Governor Ted Strickland. He focuses on politics, race, law and pop culture, as well as the odd personal digression when the mood strikes.
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