Bring out the tiny violin…Joe at Amplify received a letter from a desperate Focus On Your Family begging for cash:
“Right now we’re facing a serious budget shortfall that threatens our ability to reach out to parents, families and married couples who count on our help. Income is down nearly $6 million from what we expected and planned for this year.”
Oh my, why isn’t God looking out for the organization founded by Daddy D to save America from the evils of ho-mo-sexuality, fornication and reproductive rights?! Damn, are they not praying enough? Oh that’s right, they are so busy peeping into everyone’s business that they forgot to drop on their knees to ask for protection of “the God-ordained covenant between one man and one woman.”
The other problem is the FOTF’s donor base is now probably on the dole and eating Alpo because of the sh*tty shape Holy Dear Leader left the economy in when he took off in the helicopter to fly back to Texas and away from the mess he made.