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NC: fundie pastor’s Halloween non-KJV bible burning and BBQ turns into batsh*t fail-o-rama

By pams
Friday, November 13, 2009 2:56 EDT
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Remember the promises of Pastor Marc Grizzard, of Amazing Grace Baptist Church in Canton, NC? He was going to hold a BBQ and book burning of non-King James versions of The Good Book, including the Good News for Modern Man, the Evidence Bible, the New International Version Bible, the Green Bible and the Message Bible — all deemed as "Satan's Bibles" by the church.

Right Wing Watch reports that the best laid plans by these reality-challenged fundies…FAIL. In fact, RWW has nominated this for Worst.Book.Burning.Ever.  Here's the rip-roaring backup plan (keyboard protection on, please).

[W]hen the big day came around, a combination of rain, protesters, and a state law against burning paper all conspired against them.

Amazing Grace Church had this to say about people who noted that God must intervened to stop the insanity.

We wanted to say that the Book Burning was a great success[.] We wanted to thank all the Bible doubters who prayed for rain with us. All the protestors and media got wet; we were inside where it was nice and dry[.] We are not glad people got wet, we are glad that His Word was honored. Some have written praising God that he intervened and stopped the Book Burning because of the rain, protestors, and state laws about burning paper. Nothing was stopped. Our goal was to destroy garbage as noted below, and we did just that. We didn't care how it was destroyed; only that it was destroyed. These same people must have never heard about "Paper, Rock, & Scissors." Scissors cut paper, and paper tears real easy. We destroyed everything as planned. Praise God! God answered every prayer that everyone prayed, but they don't like the answer.

 
 
 
 
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