Ten Questions Nobody Ever Asked About George W. Bush

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1.) Where is George W. Bush’s real birth certificate?

2.) Was George W. Bush’s birth announcement planted in the paper to divert attention from his actual birth?

3.) What is George W. Bush’s Social Security Number?

4.) Does George W. Bush’s Social Security Number match the assignment pattern traditionally followed by Social Security Numbers?

5.) How did George W. Bush apply for financial aid in college?

6.) Where are George W. Bush’s MBA projects and papers?

7.) Is George W. Bush’s wife faithful to America?

8.) How did George W. Bush pay for any or all of his homes?

9.) Is George W. Bush secretly faithful to another religion?

10.) Why hasn’t George W. Bush given money to every single member of his extended family who’s having problems?