Really, Democrats? This Is The Best You Could Manufacture?

By Jesse Taylor
Tuesday, October 26, 2010 21:57 EDT
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It’s been revealed that the person who stomped on a woman’s head and neck at a Kentucky Senate debate was not just a Rand Paul supporter, but a Paul county coordinator.

Tim Profitt from Paris, Kentucky is the Rand Paul for Senate Bourbon County coordinator and is being sought as the head stomper by the Lexington police.

I would like to talk about why this is obviously a Democratic plant, because it so clearly is.

FIRST, Tim “Profitt”? You’re going to name your fake county coordinator for a Randian capitalist “Profitt”? You might as well have named him Greed McGoo, you children’s cartoon writing motherfuckers.

SECOND, “Bourbon” County? Really? I mean, is that the only thing you elitist liberal wine-sipping Dems know about Kentucky?

This is the sort of sickening Alinsky-style tactic and propagandistic lies that make the Democratic Party so untrustworthy.

Also, women do not have necks. That is a matter of scientific fact. Also, per noted legal scholar Ann Althouse, this was really much more of a shoe-intensive shoulder rub than anything else. And women are always complaining about how their shoulders hurt.

Jesse Taylor
Jesse Taylor
Jesse Taylor is an attorney and blogger from the great state of Ohio. He founded Pandagon in July, 2002, and has also served on the campaign and in the administration of former Ohio Governor Ted Strickland. He focuses on politics, race, law and pop culture, as well as the odd personal digression when the mood strikes.
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