Wait, wait…what about all the homosexuals who want to BE GROPED by straight TSA officers…isn’t that a bigger concern?

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I’m wondering why passengers can’t cop a quick feel of the agent in return. I’t might make flying a bit more entertaining. A little mutual groping could be a lot of fun.

Ohh yea, cause Gay people aways wanna grope strangers…………sheeeeesh!@ ….and for your heteros out there…could you Imagine having to deal with these pricks on a daily basis? They do Nothing But demonize EVERY aspect of a LGBT persons life…….they make it THEIR life’s work to obsess over gays……..some real sick people and organizations in this country….like AFA,CWA,FRC to name -just- a few.

That proves it Chertoff Jerkoff is a homosexual

wear your bathing suits and put on your closthes aftr being gropped

What’s the point of screaming “homophobia” in this context? It would be exactly the same issue of male TSA employees were giving female passengers these invasive “pat downs”.

I can’t imagine any sane person, gay or otherwise, who’d like to fondle this old man’s junk, but, as I buy drink for folks I barely know, I don’t care if somebody gets a mild buzz off my lumpy parts.

How about kilts, and no undies, folks? “Handle this baggage, fella!!”

Or, as kessler suggests, a circle grope.

Why would that be?

Um… no. Cuz lots of *men* like to grope bodies that they find attractive. It’s ironic that some folks think it’s “homophobic” to treat gay men the same as other men.

A str8 TSA agent would never be aroused from groping a member of the opposite sex because ALL heteros are virginal until married, they respect the sanctity of marriage and are faithful for life and if you have any doubts remember that ALL str8 folks are holy and the ONLY people that gawd loves.

It’s funny how this TSA thing is such a ‘turning point’ with right wingers. I guess it’s only okay to live in a police state when a Republican is in the White House.

What kind of homophobe is a man named La Barbera? Sounds like a drag queen I used to know. I will be spending the rest of the day fantasizing about Barney Frank giving him a full body cavity inspection.

just got tickets to hawaii and am concerned about smuggling back a papaya. usually, I just tuck her right in the old jeans and walk like an egyptian, but now I’m concerned about the gay TSA agent who might pat down the papaya in a suggestive manner. at least with the scanner, I can hear the breathless gasp of the TSA agent “look at the papaya on that guy!”

The TSA should put those penile plethysmographs, aka the “peter meter,” on the private parts of male TSA screeners. If they get an erection whilst groping passengers, they could be promoted to the rank of supervisor.

Bunch of homophobes who are no doubt concerned that THEY will be the ones to get turned on. Screw em I’m concerned about young teens being put through a pat down, a rape or incest survivor. I’m concerned about small children being patted down to the point of being traumatized like that one video showed.

This is such a bad idea on so many levels.

If the government doesn’t allow POWs to be treated in this way why the hell is a Moron Corps, aka TSA being permitted to touch people?

I’ve been arguing with a few of them who thinks it’s just fine and if you don’t like take the bus.

LaBarbera is just worried that he’ll get a stiffie during the patdown. Why doesn’t he go play some “footsie” in the bathroom, right before he gets in line??

I have a great idea to solve the whole problem, and please excuse the caps: DON’T FLY!

Oh, and by the way, as far as LaBarbera goes: HE WISHES!

A few thoughts on the topic:

1. NOBODY wants to frisk or be frisked by Barney Frank. Nobody.

2. Using LaBarbera’s argument it would be equally offensive for a gay guy to be felt up by a straight male TSA agent. News Flash: LGBT people don’t go around looking for a quick fsk. We’re people not lower animals. We date and try to find someone special to spend the rest of our life with. As such getting groped by a stranger, any stranger, is just as offensive for us as you. Likewise, any gay TSA agent is going to be doing his or her job, just like anyone else. I can’t believe this even needs to be said.

3. LaBarbera is a nutcase. I mean he’s really, actually obsessed and crazy. He’s also power hungry in his own little pond and has no problem hurting innocent people to get ahead.

4. Ain’t it amazing how there are gays and lesbians that want to be Christian, but people like LaBarbera self-annoint themselves to say that gays and lesbians aren’t good enough to receive God’s love? Think about that one from the point of view of the teachings of Jesus. Good Christians should be *welcoming* gays and lesbians, as well as anyone else they consider ‘sinners’. But it’s soooo much easier and productive to spread hatred, isn’t it?

What an idiot. Talk about grasping at straws. Any reason to be homophobic, I guess.

One only needs to view a photo of Peter LaBarbera to understand that this will never be an issue for him.

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SPEAKING AS A CERTIFIED WINGNUT

This is a distraction. Can’t you just tell somebody is trying to piss you off?

Somebody isn’t happy that we agree about something so they throw this wrench in the gears.

HERE’S WHAT WE DO. We get our respective pro-gay groups to say they aren’t just turned on, they are FREAKING ORGASMIC, THEY LOVE IT, FINALLY A JOB JUST FOR THEM. In other words, this isn’t a “walk away”, it’s a “walk towards”.

Hey grow some eyes. You are being manipulated.

They’re also turned on by the scanned images of naked little boys and girls. I’m sure pedophiles have been sending their applications in to the TSA en masse since they found out they can save free polaroids of naked children for their viewing pleasure.

C’mon Barney! Pat me down! I would love to have an opportunity to chat with someone of your intelligence! It would be better than having my foreskin smeared with orange tanning jel from Boehner! If that’s not a gay name, what is!

Wow. One more sick mind with a megaphone. For the record, I don’t want ANYONE patting me down, and I sure as hell don’t want to be exposed to X-rays. Lead aprons in the dentist office anyone?

Wonder how many years it will take for TSA workers to start suing the government for physical damages from X-ray exposure?

Won’t be long before he either comes out himself, or gets caught with a gay prostitute.

Does TSA have a don’t ask don’t tell policy for its gay employees?

What makes him think he’s that cute lol.

On the bright side however, they might skip the “baggage handling fee”.

because it comes from a group dedicated to homophobia

duh

Sure thang. TSA is a breeding ground for pedophiles, sex offenders and pervs from every walk of life.

They don’t go thru the machines, remember? We do!

Oh, lord, this is tear-rolling-down-my-cheeks funny! And you probably don’t even know that, in some Latin countries, they call a certain part of the female anatomy that goes inside the jeans “la papaya” – Priceless! Baaaa haaa…ROFL!

I know a gay doctor that used to do short arm inspections when he was in the military. Nothing arousing about it.

Maybe not Barney Franks, but I wouldn’t mind a Justin Timberlake pat down. That would feed my wifes fantasies for a long long time!

http://www.theonion.com/articles/gaypride-parade-sets-mainstream-acceptance-of-gays,351/

“Officer, I must warn you that I have projectile Gonorrhea. I went to Thailand. Long story.

“Examine away, I believe in total cooperation with authority.”

We pass through them once. They stand by them all day. Have you seen any X-ray techs do that? I haven’t.

Porno Pete needs to go and sit down somewhere, because he really has lost his mind.

A LAX one night for the Red Eye to MSP, I saw a guy get pulled out of the line for the full pat-down.

He was an actor on E.R-it was in production at the time. He said later that he gets it all of the time because he flies on short-notice tickets.

It’s quite possible that you don’t know how POW’s are treated.

This is so rich. So, so rich. 90%+ of TSA agents and 90+% of the passengers getting the pat downs are STRAIGHT.

Not a word about that.

They really don’t. The handlers of the nekkid pix are supposed to sit away from the machine is reportedly “private” booth. They’re not affected. And if they are, it’s not as if I give a rat’s ass.

Would LaBarbera prefer if lesbians pat men and gays pat women? And what about bisexuals? Who do they get to pat? I can see it now, “don’t worry if I squeeze your boobs, honey, I’m gay.” Pretty soon every TSA officer is gonna be coming out of the closet, oh what fun are they going to have.
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You can tell it’s been a long time since I’ve flown anywhere. The last time, five years ago, I had enough headaches at DFW over a very innocent Swiss army card that made it through an NC airport OK. I could have done as much, likely more, damage with my ink pen. Sorry if I’ve given TSA any more ideas. I classify the airport safety regs as bizarre, bizarre-er, bizzarre-est. None of them really worth a tinkers damn.

Well that is one way to keep the homophobes at home. Backward ass idiot.

Lucky you. Try to keep it that way if you can. It’s become quite the unpleasant experience. And dangerous too. And, no, not because of the “terrorism” crap but because if you so much as say the wrong thing, make the wrong move or look “wrong” they can just grab you and throw your ass in jail. Every time you fly, you risk getting in serious trouble. Quite freightening.

Haven’t flown in years. Perhaps I should re-think it! Wouldn’t mind a nice patdown by a nice looking young man.

Umm takes one to know one. I know the republicans self loathers are crashing those Southwest and Orbitz servers as we type here. Going through the lines two and three times too.

Sounds like Chertoff propaganda

DADT

Gosh, if they did it on a bed with dim lights it might be better than home. Hmm.

These morons spend way to much time thinking about other peoples sex lives, desires or needs. Men get over yourselves! Stop envisioning lesbians frolicking together and stop hoping some gay guy would enjoy running his fingers over your fat belly and flat butt or between your legs! Stop focusing on sex all the time! Obviously you people aren’t getting enough sex because you see possibilities everywhere!!!! Jeez Louise, get a hobby! Something that expends physical energy! Get over your freakin’ penis! You are the only one that thinks about your penis in regards to everything outside your home! Grow the F up! Get a life! Come out of the closet! If these are your sexual fantasies…….keep them to yourself. Mature people can control themselves and act in a responsible way! Let’s just hope none of these damn dingbats get jobs at the TSA!

The homophobic, self loathing closet cases are brought out of the wood works yet again.

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Finally we may be able to use these idiots to our advantage for a change.
Although it would be sad and ironic if the scanners are deemed unacceptable because of the homophobic wingnuts, I would none the less be gratified that they are a thing of history.

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i wonder how long until they make porn about this…XD

i thought that meant they were afraid of being at home!…

So they know that someone is secretly turned on? How do they know? How do they know someone is gay? Does the screener break out in a sweat or some other physical response to the pat down? And in front of all those people?

This idiot like others of his kind, are frightened by the very thing they are attracted to. This why they speak and act so incensed. They are attracted to what they consider sin. It must be very difficult to live a life and be so afraid of so much. Thou doth protest too much. He really needs to get a life. A real one that does not consist of trying to damage others.

The budget will keep it that way. The terrorists have won and Bushco was too stupid to recognize it, though Bushco won in their own way. Wars to spread democracy? What a joke!! We let Bushco take ours away from us.

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… not the first time I’ve heard it , still , a great idea , Be a Scottish Commando and wear a kilt . … just trying to help , officer .

has the country just frikkin’ lost it! it has nothing to do with gay turn ons –

it has everything to do with abuse of power, loss of privacy rights and the pavlov-dog conditioning of a once free nation! even the nazis only demanded to see your papers!

Sounds like more triangulation to get Dems and gays siding with the TSA.

MSNBC’s Ed Shultz did the same thing today…attacking Ann Colter for saying the new TSA pat-downs were “Hitler’s last revenge”. He called her crazy and muttered something about her not understanding these new screening methods are “intended to keep us safe”. That was it. So I guess if your a progressive you should support the TSA’s new “molest or give me cancer please” methods. Here is everything Coulter said:

“How about we look for the terrorists, rather than banning everything the terrorists do? What does the TSA gonna do [sic] when a terrorist uses his anal cavity for an explosive—which, by the way, happened last year in Saudi Arabia? Are they going to require full body cavity searches? That is the next step here.”
http://www.mediaite.com/tv/ann-coulter-perpetuates-nazi-meme-by-calling-tsa-airport-screening-hitlers-last-revenge/

Its an old psychological warfare tactic used to shape public opinion. Take incendiary “enemy” of your target audience + have them strongly support the view you want marginalized = audience opinion aligned against the view of their perceived enemy.

This is the kind of propaganda you saw alot before the ’04 election, with Osama releasing a tape every few months saying an opinion that sounded alot like John Kerry’s position. In fact right before the election Osama released a tape attacking Bush and essentially endorsing Kerry. http://www.rense.com/general59/smak.htm You see it now with Iran whenever they bring up 9/11 being an inside job.

When the media starts pushing crazy assholes who support a view major interests (including the media) are trying to marginalize or stomp out, IGNORE IT. They’re trying to play YOU.

Yep. He used it quite alot with Osama parroting Kerry’s view to turn opinion against Kerry’s position.

An Israeli airport security expert was on Olbermann tonight. He said x-ray screening is not only useless, it is counterproductive.

He said the effective way to screen people was to have experienced people interview the travelers while they were on line before they check in, not some untrained nimrod pawing folks.

“Here I stand, the goddess of desire Set men on fire I have this power.
Morning, noon, and night, it’s dwink and dancing Some quick womancing And then a shower.

Stage door Johnnies constantly suwwound me They always hound me, with one wequest.
Who can satisfy their lustful habits? I’m not a wabbit.
I need some we…est. “

WAIT A MINUTE

TSA must ask the person to be patted down, if the victim of TSA is gay, if he/she is, then same sex will not only pat down but also do a cavity search, and will get cavity search done in the privacy of TSA, if heterosexual then TSA women will do for and get done by men, and TSA men will do for women and get done at the airport.

SEE how some will enjoy and all Muslims are going to resent

This line of thinking is so ridiculous..where to even begin.
So only homosexuals, not hetros, would get a thrill patting people down?
Last time I looked around at my fellow air travelers, they weren’t super models, of either sex.
Those lucky TSA agents! I’m sure patting down the variety of passengers (overweight or senior citizens or those that failed hygiene class) would be the highlight of anyone’s workday.

how is that homophobic? Is it heterophobic for women to not want to get groped by men?

Get over yourself.

I’m sure they make the ‘super models’ go through the naked scanners – they get to choose you know, and ‘super models’ do fly on planes too.

“Sounds like more triangulation to get Dems and gays siding with the TSA.”

yuuuup.

Nothing like scarcity to make you do the right thing, eh?

And, yep, Buscho’s done a great job. They must all be so very proud of themselves. I seriously doubt that they ever dreamed their Machiavellian plans would meet with this outrageous success. Mission accomplished!

Uhm, TRUST ME, the last thing that gets Gay people off is close proximity to Straight people.

Touching Straight people?

UGH!!! (shivers)

Take it on good authority…unless the TSA agent is Larry Craig Of The Wide Stance…there isn’t a homo alive who looks forward to touching Peter LaBarbera’s anything…much less random strangers with god only knows how many personal issues. This is probably why you find a lot more gays as flight attendants…not screeners.

I don’t want to be touched by anyone at the airport. I’m more worried about enjoying the abuse of power.

Fuck it. Go in a thong, flip flops and overcoat.

But they are not saying that. Where have they brought alarm about male TSA employees groping female passengers? How does this idiot feel about his proctologist?

After an operation the nice young nurse as she was about to go off duty said she wanted to place a catheter (spelling) – I demurred – she said ok but in the morning the male techs do it and she thought I would prefer her touch to those guys. I put myself in her hands..

What makes you think they haven’t done it already.

Got any threes? Its a red herring.

Because they all act like the pot smoking fiend in Reefer Madness. Their eyes bulge, they break out in maniacal laughter and sweats. It’s very obvious.

Right there you can see the problem – nurses usually do the short arms.

Mann Coulter is worried some TSA lackey will publish the X-ray photo of her scan proving once and for all she has a cock.

See, this is what I don’t understand. The people bitching about X-ray scanners and *groping* are the same people that hate all muslims. It would seem to me that if muslims were to shy away from flying for personal privacy reasons, the complaining would stop. I’m going to assume the people with a grievance are simply ignorant.

This guy didn’t have any nurses at the time.

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it’s corporate media doing it’s job … changing the subject …

gee how bout that guy gonna get ten years for shooting his tee vee in his house over bristol’s political clout … damn fool should have shot his wife in the face and then demand an apology from her.

dear raw moderators,

it may be people wanting to give a minus point, not hassle volunteers.
a cursor touching anywhere in the grey field with avatar/name/time of posting produces a minus icon in the right middle of the field and the red “flag” is below the comment on the left. that either action flags a comment is not really clear …

come to think of it, a minus function might be fun, too.

just sayin’
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As a bi chick, it’s almost as if a gay man would be the only appropriate option to conduct a pat-down on me.

Then again, getting a pat-down from a hot TSA agent would be a lot like a lap-dance at the club . . . they can touch you, but you can’t touch them, LOL.

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