Feeling lonely? Saturday Night Live spoofs TSA pat-downs

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Monday, November 22, 2010 8:24 EDT
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“Feeling lonely this holiday season?” begins a breathless female announcer in a mock Saturday Night Live ad for the Transportation Security Administration.

“Looking for a little human interaction?” intones another.

“Do you want to feel contact in special places?” asks a third woman.

“Then why not go through security in an airport,” SNL star Kenan Thompson blurts out. “TSA,” the female announcer murmurs breathlessly. “TSA.”

“Spending time with a TSA agent couldn’t be easier. Simply book a flight departing from any American airport. When selected for a full body scanner, say no. You’ll be pulled aside by a TSA agent and that’s when the fun begins.”

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