Colbert: Herman Cain chooses not be gay every day

By David Edwards
Thursday, October 6, 2011 9:28 EDT
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Comedy Central’s Stephen Colbert applauded Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain for making the difficult daily choice not to be gay.

“To think that gay is a choice, I don’t know how to respond to that,” The View co-host Joy Behar told Cain Tuesday. “I mean, don’t think anybody in this world wants to be gay considering all the vilification that is brought upon someone who is gay. Why would you choose that?”

“Well, you show me the science that it’s not and I could be persuaded,” Cain replied. “Right now it’s my opinion against the opinions of others who feel differently. That’s just a difference of opinions.”

“That is a huge gaffe for Cain: a Republican candidate acknowledging science,” Colbert joked.

“I happen to remember the exact moment that I chose to be a straight, right-handed, Caucasian male… If skin color isn’t a choice, how do you explain John Boehner?”

He added: “Herman Cain is telling us with this statement, that every day he gets up and chooses not to be gay. Who knows what will happen tomorrow? Because there is one guy out there that Herman Cain seems to have a crush on. It’s Herman Cain.”

Watch this video from Comedy Central’s The Colbert Report, broadcast Oct. 5, 2011.

David Edwards
David Edwards
David Edwards has served as an editor at Raw Story since 2006. His work can also be found at Crooks & Liars, and he's also been published at The BRAD BLOG. He came to Raw Story after working as a network manager for the state of North Carolina and as as engineer developing enterprise resource planning software. Follow him on Twitter at @DavidEdwards.
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