Parody: Elizabeth Warren running for Senate to ‘f*ck some sh*t up’
In announcing her bid for the United States Senate, Elizabeth Warren explained that she is running so Americans will have the opportunity to use their “revenge voucher” to kick anyone from Wall Street “right in the balls.” The enterprising candidate also suggested that the wealthy should “stop being such dicks about it” and pay their fair share.
“I want to apologize to Senator Scott Brown and I promise to replace the pair of pants he shit when he found out he might have to run against me,” she added.
“Seriously, I do want to congratulate Senator Scott Brown for starting the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau — oh, wait, that was me.”
Watch the video, written and produced by Eddie Geller, below:
Brand new on Raw Story
- Southern U.S. welcomes hairy ‘crazy ant’ invasion in Florida, Texas, Mississippi and Louisiana
- Obama to reveal counterterrorism strategy, plans for drones and Guantanamo Bay on Thursday
- Wikileaks founder Julian Assange reveals government eavesdropping messages that allegedly speculate he’s being framed
- Ted Nugent’s brother: Gun control ‘will get done’ without the NRA
- Venezuela’s new government ‘open’ to resuming U.S. diplomatic relations
- Beatles guitar sells for $408,000 at auction
- Four women drivers qualify for next Indianapolis 500
- Woodward disappoints Republicans: Benghazi ‘is not Watergate’
- Watch: Dozens of massive tornadoes rip through midwestern states
- 18-year-old’s breakthrough invention can recharge phones in seconds
Commentary
Stop whining about Millennials
By Pando Daily
Six ways the GOP could screw up the Obama administration’s scandals
By Ana Marie Cox, The Guardian
Raw Exclusives
Featured Video
Follow Us!
