In announcing her bid for the United States Senate, Elizabeth Warren explained that she is running so Americans will have the opportunity to use their “revenge voucher” to kick anyone from Wall Street “right in the balls.” The enterprising candidate also suggested that the wealthy should “stop being such dicks about it” and pay their fair share.
“I want to apologize to Senator Scott Brown and I promise to replace the pair of pants he shit when he found out he might have to run against me,” she added.
“Seriously, I do want to congratulate Senator Scott Brown for starting the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau — oh, wait, that was me.”
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