The Awesome And Terrible Democrat Machine Of America Speaks

By Jesse Taylor
Tuesday, November 8, 2011 22:44 EDT
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In case you didn't just get to watch Herman Cain destroy any chance he ever had at becoming President or being in a room alone with a white woman again, a brief summary:

"The Democrat Machine of America is throwing these terrible allegations at me, although I cannot say who did it, precisely. As you heard from the lawyer who introduced me, because that's always a good sign, real victims of sexual harassment and assault do everything differently, even the stuff they did that's the opposite of the other stuff they did. Now, stop talking about Herman Cain sexually harassing people, because of the grandkids."

All I have to say is that if Herman Cain is getting high-tech lynched, I'm pretty sure everyone in history who's been low-tech lynched would gladly trade places with his black ass.

Jesse Taylor
Jesse Taylor
Jesse Taylor is an attorney and blogger from the great state of Ohio. He founded Pandagon in July, 2002, and has also served on the campaign and in the administration of former Ohio Governor Ted Strickland. He focuses on politics, race, law and pop culture, as well as the odd personal digression when the mood strikes.
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