My secret theory about the wacky Republican primary season is that they’re jealous (as usual) of liberals and Democrats, who got to have a long, drawn-out primary last year. I mean, it wasn’t actually that fun for us, and some people will never be friends again, but it sure got us a lot of attention! So, they’re trying to repeat it, but as usual when conservatives try to act like liberals, it ends up being a weak and pathetic imitation. Just a theory.
Anyway, to recover from the shitshow that was last night’s debate: Panda Party! And a song for the Republican primary:
And come join us for the Panda Party!