Jon Stewart laments ‘never-ending gobstopper’ GOP primary

By Eric W. Dolan
Wednesday, March 7, 2012 23:59 EDT
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Jon Stewart Super Tuesday Endless Suffrage
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On his show Wednesday night, Daily Show host Jon Stewart compared the Republican presidential primary to Zeno’s paradox, claiming candidates could never actually arrive at the endpoint.

“All I heard was that Tuesday was Super Tuesday,” he said, “because we would finally have a decisive night, one that would finally finish this never-ending gobstopper. Tell us finally once and for all where Carmen San Diego is.”

“It is like the Republican nominee for president is being selected at this point by erosion.”

Like he did last week, Stewart lampooned CNN, which was forced to kill time on air while they waited for the Ohio primary votes to be counted.

Watch video, via Mediaite, below:

Eric W. Dolan
Eric W. Dolan
Eric W. Dolan has served as an editor for Raw Story since August 2010, and is based out of Sacramento, California. He grew up in the suburbs of Chicago and received a Bachelor of Science from Bradley University. Eric is also the publisher and editor of PsyPost. You can follow him on Twitter @ewdolan.
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