No, seriously. When the hell did Ann Romney even become a factor in this race, let alone become a source of “fear” for the Obama campaign and Democrats in general?
Ann Romney’s unexpected rock star status has the political arena buzzing about how her husband’s campaign will leverage her popularity in an election in which Michelle Obama — one of the most admired first ladies in history — will have an outsized and substantive portfolio.
Indeed, this 62-year-old grandmother’s contribution to Mitt Romney’s campaign could amount to the most relevant role a wife has ever played in a presidential effort — softening the edges of a flawed and awkward candidate who struggles to connect with voters.
Alright, look. Ann Romney would burst into flames like an exposed block of lithium in a bathtub of water if she ever made physical contact with any human being who made less than six figures last year. She has been completely irrelevant in this campaign, period…other than maybe the fact she has multiple Cadillacs and that she doesn’t consider herself wealthy. I mean it’s not like the bar of “more likeable than Mitt Romney” is some Everest-class feat of unfathomable difficulty. It means you can keep yourself from saying obnoxious things about how rich you are less than 50% of the time you open your damn mouth. This does not make you a “rock star”, it makes you roughly 99 out of 100 Americans. The only reason she’s the Romney with all the charisma is that she’s kept her mouth shut so far, so she’s at roughly zero instead of Mitt’s negative billion.
And now she’s a “rock star” who is even more important and more “relevant” to the Romney campaign than Hillary was to candidate Bill or Michelle was to candidate Barack Obama? Man, you guys are just absolutely pulling things out of your ass now over there. And no, the date on the article is April 2, not April 1, which is what I originally thought when I read this.
Naah, this is just egregious butt-kissing on the part of Roger Simon’s folks. This is wholesale fan fiction to try to cover up the fact that Romney is augering into the ground like Don Draper’s liver. Ann Romney certainly hasn’t been an asset the other times Mitt has run for President, now has she?
Jesus, Politico, at least pretend like you guys aren’t trying to create a horse-race out of whole cloth.
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