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Parody: Pornstars organize ‘world’s largest wank out’ against Santorum

By Eric W. Dolan
Tuesday, April 3, 2012 17:40 EDT
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Upset that Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum has vowed to crack down on Internet pornography if elected, pornstars have organized a “wank out” on May 1.

The pornstars warned that without easily available pornography, people will be forced to use Facebook photos or possibly even their own imagination to masturbate.

Like the “SOPA blackout” protests that successfully killed anti-online piracy legislation, the pornstars hope their Internet-porn-fueled “wank out” protest will send a clear message to Santorum: Don’t persecute the porn industry.

“Great idea starting a war with the Internet. How did that work out for you last time?” pornstar Allie Haze said in reference to the former Pennsylvania senator’s Google problem.

But the pornstars still hope you’ll vote for Rick Santorum in the primaries. Because if he wins the primary, “he would definitely get crushed by Obama.”

Watch the parody video, via CollegeHumor, below:

Eric W. Dolan
Eric W. Dolan
Eric W. Dolan has served as an editor for Raw Story since August 2010, and is based out of Sacramento, California. He grew up in the suburbs of Chicago and received a Bachelor of Science from Bradley University. Eric is also the publisher and editor of PsyPost. You can follow him on Twitter @ewdolan.
 
 
 
 
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