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Stewart asks France: ‘Why are your skunks so date-rapey?’

By Andrew Jones
Tuesday, May 8, 2012 9:32 EDT
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Jon Stewart on France's elections. Screenshot via Comedy Central.
 
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Jon Stewart wanted to ask the citizens of France many questions Monday evening in the aftermath of their presidential elections this weekend.

With his “List of things I don’t understand about France,” the Comedy Central host shared the pressing questions he had for the European nation.

“Why do all your elderly middle age bureaucrats have really hot spouses or girlfriends?” Stewart asked Stewart asked of outgoing President Nicholas Sarkozy’s wife Carla Bruni and incoming Socialist candidate François Hollande’s longtime parter Ségolène Royal. In referring to famous cartoon character Pepe Le Pew, Stewart then asked, “Why are your skunks so date-rapey?”

He added: “Why when you buy a baguette do you only get half a bag to put it in? Why do you put your most hunchbacked people in charge of bells? Do you really think your kid should be drinking wine? Why do you have so much trouble walking against the wind? How windy does it get there? Gerard Depardieu?”

WATCH: Video from Comedy Central, which was broadcast on May 7, 2012.

Andrew Jones
Andrew Jones
Andrew Jones is a staff writer/reporter for Raw Story. Besides covering politics, he is also a freelance sports journalist, as well as a slam poetry and music artist. You can follow him on Twitter @sluggahjells.
 
 
 
 
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