Conan O’Brien floats awful new campaign slogans for Joe Biden

By Stephen C. Webster
Friday, May 18, 2012 10:55 EDT
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Vice President Joe Biden's bad campaign slogan, as pitched by late night talk show host Conan O'Brien. Screenshot via TeamCoco.com.
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On Thursday’s broadcast of Conan on TBS, the late night host spliced together some video of a recent speech by Vice President Joe Biden, pitching several of his quotes as potential new campaign slogans.

Slogans like: “We can’t do it,” “Forget about your fu*king dignity,” “I don’t quite get this” and “I’m so ashamed.”

To be fair, earlier this week Conan gave the same treatment to presumptive Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney.

His “lousy” slogans included: “I’m out of ideas,” “The gals have tops,” “I’m over 13 now” and “I met a veterinarian.”

Both videos are embedded below.

Joe Biden’s new campaign slogans, broadcast May 17, 2012:

More lousy Mitt Romney campaign slogans, broadcast May 16, 2012:


Photo: Screenshot via TeamCoco.com.

Stephen C. Webster
Stephen C. Webster
Stephen C. Webster is the senior editor of Raw Story, and is based out of Austin, Texas. He previously worked as the associate editor of The Lone Star Iconoclast in Crawford, Texas, where he covered state politics and the peace movement’s resurgence at the start of the Iraq war. Webster has also contributed to publications such as True/Slant, Austin Monthly, The Dallas Business Journal, The Dallas Morning News, Fort Worth Weekly, The News Connection and others. Follow him on Twitter at @StephenCWebster.
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