A new poll shows that the majority of Americans (56%) are in favor of legalizing and then taxing and regulating marijuana. Now a bunch of politicians are going to talk and debate and wring their hands about it. Some people are going to be all, “Yeah, 4/20, dude!” and other people are going to be all, “It’s a gateway drug! Marijuana on 4/20, heroin on 4/21! It’s inevitable!” and some other people are going to be all, “Think of the children!” and the potheads will be all, “Screw that, man, smoke the children!”
Well, to end the debate once and for all, I present to you some facts about marijuana:
A lot of people smoke it.
A lot of people who claim they never have smoked it really have smoked it.
It has many medicinal purposes.
It’s good for you.
If you smoke weed, you will probably be elected President.
No one ever got high and beat his wife.
If you smoke weed, you’ll probably forget to pay your taxes.
As a matter of politics, I get why he’s being coy on the weed issue — at least I think I do. Remember his birthday BBQ? Remember when he responded to questions about the sort of music he likes to listen to? Shenanigans. The right painted President Obama as some thug who was hosting “hip-hop barbecues” and who prefers Lil Wayne to Wayne “I have no grillz on my teeth” Newton. Any steps President Obama takes to legalize marijuana will be further evidence of his anti-colonial über-Kenyan Islamofascist values.
So, yeah — I get it. But dude? You promised that you would quit raiding the dispensaries located in states where medical marijuana is legal and I done seen you raiding my stash.
It ain’t right. Quit it. You’re harshin’ my mellow.
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