Musical parody: Woman sings ‘hands off my clam’

By Eric W. Dolan
Monday, June 18, 2012 18:05 EDT
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In her own variation of the 1960′s hit country song “Stand by your man,” singer and comedian Lisa Koch tells the Republican Party to keep their “hands off my clam.”

The musical parody makes reference to Republican-led efforts to restrict abortion rights and their opposition to bills like the Paycheck Fairness Act.

“Hands off my clam, my uterus, and ova,” she sang in a video recently uploaded to YouTube. “Yes, we need birth control, because you won’t wrap your pickle.”

Koch also presented her own variation on “If I Only Had a Brain” from The Wizard of Oz.

“I’d defund contraception, say the hell to sex prevention, cus there’s Jesus in my heart,” she sang. “I would vote against gay marriage, and fags I would disparage, but lesbians — well, I like to watch them on porn.”

Watch video, uploaded to YouTube on June 16, below:

Eric W. Dolan
Eric W. Dolan
Eric W. Dolan has served as an editor for Raw Story since August 2010, and is based out of Sacramento, California. He grew up in the suburbs of Chicago and received a Bachelor of Science from Bradley University. Eric is also the publisher and editor of PsyPost. You can follow him on Twitter @ewdolan.
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